May 2013
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
friskygrandma:
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
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psshwot:
I ship Daenerys and me.
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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i just wanna die. i’m such a fucking hypocrite and i want to die. but nobody really gives a shit, which i guess is all right. the quieter i go out, the better. i dont watn anybody to worry too mucj.
benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
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protip: if someone confides in you just how insecure they are about their weight, don’t fucking tell them to switch to fucking diet coke
I FUCKING LOVE POKEMON
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duskisaurus:
my favorite game to play when i see a cirque de soleil is “are you a child or a really tiny adult?”
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my geometry exam has been postponed until thursday
biorious asked: Thanks for following. You have an awesome blog.
theyellovvbrickroad:
“f word” the police
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
growlithed:
purrawontblink:
wanna know how i got these scars
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
blackromney:
xn—lowtax:
other girls
me
The "act your age" game-- go to my askbox, anon or...
