muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
psshwot: I ship Daenerys and me.
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
[[MORE]] i just wanna die. i’m such a fucking hypocrite and i want to die. but nobody really gives a shit, which i guess is all right. the quieter i go out, the better. i dont watn anybody to worry too mucj.
benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
protip: if someone confides in you just how insecure they are about their weight, don’t fucking tell them to switch to fucking diet coke
I FUCKING LOVE POKEMON
duskisaurus: my favorite game to play when i see a cirque de soleil is “are you a child or a really tiny adult?”
my geometry exam has been postponed until thursday
biorious asked: Thanks for following. You have an awesome blog.
theyellovvbrickroad: “f word” the police
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
growlithed: purrawontblink: wanna know how i got these scars
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
blackromney: xn—lowtax: other girls me
The "act your age" game-- go to my askbox, anon or...